You’d think Jimmy Kimmel the Asshat Snowflake would have learned his lesson last month. His fact-devoid rant about newborns with pre-existing conditions and the proposed repeal of Obamacare should have been shameful enough to relegate him and his staff to focusing on improving his show’s comedic content, thereby rendering his mouth shut when it comes to his political soapbox.  If you’re not familiar with his awkward diatribe, read here.

But, apparently that’s not the case (which, unfortunately, tends to be the pattern “celebrities” follow).  On Monday night he decided to double down on his ignorance while continuing to lower the collective IQ of his audience under the guise of “informing” (or maybe “coddling” is a more accurate word) his intellectually-bereft fans.  At the very least, he could have started this monologue as he did his healthcare harangue with “This is not my area of expertise,” allowing those with even a modicum of intelligence to change the channel to something with more factually accurate content such as, say, the infomercial for The Snuggie or The Comfort Wipe.

It can also be stated that Mr. Kimmel has completed his 180 degree flip with regard to his career, making it quite obvious with all the heart-on-his-sleeve commentary and his chronic epiphora that he’s metamorphosed from “The Man Show” (where he was absolutely hysterical) to “The Woman Show Live!”  It’s no coincidence that he’s also tanked on the humor scale as well.  One need not worry, though, Jimmy; you were hilarious when you were a caterpillar, but at least you look very pretty as a butterfly.

As he literally cries for gun control, Mr. Fix It’s begging for legislative action of any sort can be easily (and embarrassingly, one would think) proven as more late-night shortsightedness (I’m being facetiously polite) with one simple example: The terrorist attack at the Bataclan theatre music concert in Paris nearly two years ago, where 130 people were gunned down and killed.  The worst mass shooting in world history, short of any war, right smack dab in the face of a disarmed citizenry.  Why didn’t Kimmel call for legislative action in France after this horror?  Why didn’t he bawl for European politicians to “do something?”

Well, because they already had. The Ruling Class in European countries began to strip its peasants of firearms in the early twentieth century.  If you think New York City gun control laws are heavy-handed (and they most certainly are), take a look at the laws in France. And, unsurprisingly, those laws didn’t do one fucking thing to prevent those who were slaughtered at the concert in Paris that night from losing their lives; just like it wouldn’t have done one fucking thing in Las Vegas.

There is no “right to bear arms” in France.  Most of Europe represents the penultimate longing of the American political left when it comes to gun control. And yet, criminals managed to get their hands on sufficient firearms to kill 130 people. “We have laws against this!!! How could this happen???  It’s illegal!!!”  Yep.  Newsflash, Kimmel – criminals happen to share a consistent tendency, that being a lack of concern for laws.

There are thousands upon thousands of laws “against this” in the United States.  Yes, that’s correct.  There are so many federal, state and local gun control laws in the books that a specific count cannot be obtained, and yet, we still see events like Las Vegas, Orlando, Virginia Tech, Sandy Hook and San Bernardino.

And why, you may ask, are these laws not stopping the mass shootings?  The answer is very simple.  Because you can’t outlaw evil.  Just as you cannot legislate morality, you cannot completely dispense of the worst tendencies of our species.

But, that doesn’t prevent the Establishment from wasting our hard-earned taxpayer dollars and trampling on the Constitution as they continue their social experimentation, indignantly insisting that “we have to do something!”  This illuminati attitude is hardly surprising as the same aristocracy insists that they can control the temperature of the earth (yah, good luck with that).  It is this exact obnoxious height of arrogance and absolute total lack of humility that propels the Establishment to claim that they can fix any situation, regardless of how incoherent their assertions sound in the face of logic.

No matter how many laws are passed by the nobility, we will forever witness these appalling and disgusting events as they are a result of the human condition.

So, if you can’t accept that, Snowflake, find a safe space for you and your family on a college campus and pet a puppy.  In the meantime, keep your tear-stained hands off of my God-given rights.[/et_pb_text][/et_pb_column] [/et_pb_row] [/et_pb_section]